Wayne Besen - Daily Commentary

Friday, December 16, 2005

I went to see a movie the other night and this guy who was about 6'7" sat in front of me. I couldn't see anything but his damn head. He moved when a better seat became available, but he sat in front of a little old lady and I'm sure she wasted her money on her ticket, as it was a packed house and there was nowhere to move.

Memo to those over 6'5" - WAIT FOR THE DVD!

If you can't hold out, either sit in the back row or go to the movies during the week when there are seats to choose from that do not rudely and inconsiderately obstruct the view for other paying customers.

11 Comments:

Thanks for eliminating any shread of self-esteem I had left, Mr. Besen.

It's tough enough for me to go see a movie with a buddy as it is.

At least be grateful I take off my hat.
posted by Anonymous cowboy (6'4" without heels), at 12/16/2005 11:25 AM  

So cowboy dahling, what are the rest of yur measurements? >;-P
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/16/2005 12:57 PM  

That's why I only go to theaters with stadium seating.
posted by Blogger Scott, at 12/16/2005 1:25 PM  

(Tip of the hat to anonymous) Why give out my measurements. You'd probably not believe them if I told you what they really were. My coach in college said I was 'all legs'. The tag on the inside fly of my Wranglers says: 34w38L. Does that give you an idea?

I also want to mention I don't appologize for my physcial attributes and I'll sit wherever I please in a movie theater. The world shouldn't cater to only people of Mr. Besen size. That's why we have 10-way power seats and tilt & telescoping steering wheels in our cars/trucks.

Deal with it.
posted by Anonymous cowboy, at 12/16/2005 2:36 PM  

memo to those under 6'4" (I'm 6'4") bring a telephone book if you need it but I'm not moving! that said, I wouldn't sit in front of a little old lady either.
posted by Anonymous Michael Kricfalusi, at 12/17/2005 2:11 AM  

Sigh...we want people to be TOLERANT of all sorts of things these days, but apparently HEIGHT isn't one of them....another day, another human failing...
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