Wayne Besen - Author, Activist, Columnist, Public Speaker

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Angered by gay contests such as Mr. International Leather, Tom Crouse, pastor of Holland Congregational Church is launching a "contest" to name the most heterosexual guy in Massachusetts. "

"We're just looking for tolerance for heterosexuals. Someone should stand up for heterosexuality, someone should stand up and celebrate how God made us and I said, 'I'm gonna!', so I think I'll have a Mr. Heterosexual Contest!"

Sounds like a great idea! So, I have a few contestants in mind who swear they are straight. My friends, I'd love to hear your thoughts on which one should win the title of "Mr. Heterosexual".

1) Alan Chambers, "Ex-Gay" Leader 2) Richard Simmons 3) Clay Aiken 4) Sean Hayes, Will & Grace 5) Richard Cohen, "Ex-Gay" Therapist (Not the leatherman)

25 Comments:

I'm still nominating Melissa Fryrear.
posted by Scott, at 12/08/2005 5:17 PM

Hahahha - they are all so queer I can't decide. How many blow jobs have been given between the bunch? Should I get my calculator?

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Oklahoma
posted by Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 5:19 PM

Haha, funny contest, I will vote Clay Aiken!!

Kim
posted by Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 6:45 PM

Haha, funny contest. It is very hard to vote among those so called straight guy, but anyway, I think I will vote Clay Aiken.

Kim
posted by Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 6:48 PM

Sean Hayes gets my vote. He is definitely the archetypal "Mr. Straight"! (And if you believe that, I have a bridge I would like to sell you.)
posted by Christopher's Partner, at 12/09/2005 9:37 AM

These righties are out of control. I've never felt so marginalized in my adult life. How do readers think this is going to ultimately pan out - the wingnuts are organized and apparently wield a great deal of power - it's kind of freaking me out.
posted by Jeff, at 12/09/2005 10:13 AM

Sean Hayes is NOT straight! LOL. I think you forgot Calvin Klein.

I vote for Clay Aiken
posted by Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 11:13 AM

Is he freakin' kidding?!

He doesn't think there is enough assertion of STRAIGHT men and THEIR rights or influence?!

There has to be a contest?
Like maybe a pissing contest?
posted by Regan, at 12/09/2005 12:49 PM

I vote for Richard Cohen. He looks like he's getting off with the leatherman feeling him up. What a FREAK!!!

George in Maryland
posted by Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 2:20 PM

I vote for Richard Simmons....straight men don't slap other men in airports...
posted by Beau - Louisiana, at 12/09/2005 9:40 PM

Clay Aiken is so damn hot. I'd fuck that queen up the ass, if he'd let me. But I'm 72 and he probably wouldn't. But if he's into us older gents, I've got a viagra on standby!
posted by Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 9:40 PM

Jeff - you said you're freaked out.
Don't be: the farther these crazies reach with their tactics, the more they reveal themselves for the nutjobs they truly are. Then everyone sees how crazy they are, distances themselves, and the wackos lose. It's already begun, if you look around at everything that's happening politically these days. And more and more people are standing up for us, both within the LGBT community and the "mainstream" It's going to be ugly for a while, but VERY unlikely to get much worse than this.

Susie
posted by Anonymous, at 12/10/2005 11:48 AM

No Ken Mehlman?

Those web pics of him dancing at a club with a woman had me on the floor howling.

Ken Mehlman = Tries to Pass.
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posted by Christopher, at 12/10/2005 9:32 PM

I vote for that Chambers dude. He's a big girl...the ultimate sissy. His wife must be SO stupid not to notice she has married a woman with a dick.

The ex-gay movement is just a bunch of bitter bottoms. I have yet to see a butch ex-gay. What do they put in the water at ex-gay boot camp - sissy pills?

By the way, I'm a sissy and pround of it! But at least I don't go off marrying a woman to make myself look butch. No beards here, honey!

Seth D.
New York City (Chelsea)
posted by Anonymous, at 12/13/2005 10:02 AM

Why would anyone be upset? When homosexuals celebrate thier sexuality with parades, etc. it is okay, but not when Heterosexuals do? What gives?
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