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Florida's allegedly closeted gay governor wants to be Vice President so darn bad, that he got himself a beard. That's right, the long-time bachelor Republican governor of the Sunshine State will marry a socialite so he won't be seen as light in his loafers by the party's base.
This stunt comes only weeks after he visited John McCain's Arizona ranch with a slew of other VP wannabes. The Republican party becomes more of a circus act by the hour.
I certainly hope Christ gets the job, as he's somewhat moderate, the religious right will beleive deep down that he's gay and, well, I'd hate see him not get the gig and get stuck with a beard and have to carry out the act until a divorce can be arranged.
The things people will do for power...
7 Comments:
The man screams gay if you ask me. I wonder if he's on Larry Flynt's shit list of the famous 33?
posted by Robert, NYC., at
7/05/2008 8:05 AM
Laugh. That's true Robert. The fact that so many of us have 'the look' is more support for a biological connection. He looks like an ad for SAGE (Services and Advocacy for GLBT Elders). I wonder if his poor wife to be knows she about to marry the Empress Dowager. Maybe she's a power whore too?!
posted by Anonymous, at
7/05/2008 9:26 AM
I just read on Huffington Post, that his bride to be has one of the largest Halloween Costume companies in the land, and they actually make beards! hahaha You cant make this shit up.
Someone also speculated that if he doesnt get picked for vp by McLame, the wedding will be off. Shades of Rock Hudson, some things never change.
posted by Anonymous, at
7/05/2008 11:26 AM
Rock never ran for office.
Charlie is gayer than Anderson Cooper's sock drawer -- and every bartender in Florida knows it.
Too funny, Anonymous! As for his bride to be having one of the largest Halloween companies in the country....lol.....say no more! I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall on his wedding night! I wonder who the top will be?
posted by Robert, NYC., at
7/06/2008 8:33 AM
