The powerful right wing organization Focus on the Family has called Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reilly a liar, accusing him of "media distortion of the truth." In a web-site story headlined "O'Reilly Continues to Spin SpongeBob Story", Focus says the talking head attacked the group's nut-job leader James Dobson for "crying wolf" when he accused the cartoon SongeBob of being an animated homosexual.
O'Reilly said on his show Monday:
"SpongeBob is a sponge. He's not cruising the bars in West Hollywood. Culture warriors on both sides have got to get a grip. There's danger in fanatical policy. But paranoia makes a danger harder to illuminate. You won't be taken seriously if you cry wolf too often."
Focus was incensed by this comment and now falsely claims that Dobson was misquoted by the media when he bizarrely accused Bob of buggery. They urged their brainwashed, Stepford-like followers to take action and upbraid Billy O.
"If you object to this kind of media distortion of the truth, you may wish to let Mr. O'Reilly know."
The truth is, they are both right. Billy O. is a liar. And Dobson is increasingly out of touch and living on the fringe of reality. It is a shame he lacks the morality to admit he thinks a cartoon is gay and is trying to spin out of this public relations disaster. When you are too wacko for Bully Bill O'Reilly, you know its time to rethink your life.
Imagine a Middle Eastern terror cell infiltrating the United States with a plot to blow up the nation's capital with a crude nuclear device stashed in a suitcase. If the terrorists succeed, hundreds of thousands of Americans would be annihilated.
In a desperate attempt to stop the horrific plot, military specialists pour over Arabic "chatter" looking for specific leads. Unfortunately, there are hundreds of hours of tape and very few Arabic specialists to decipher the clues.
Perhaps, SpongeBob Squarepants went to an ex-gay ministry? While flipping TV stations I happened to catch a few minutes of the cartoon. Bob and a few of his animated sea creature friends were thinking of something fun to do - so they went on a "panty raid". Is Bob trying to overcompensate since being outed by Fucking Up the Family founder James Dobson? From pansy to panty raid???